Grumpy Princess

>Wait, that's genius. Because you hate the wedding flower girl dress so much, that would be the last thing anyone expects. If you put that on, no one will recognize you because they'd think you couldn't possibly wear it. Yes, they'll all be as puppets dancing to your whims.

>Wear the flower girl dress overtop the dress you are wearing. That way, it looks like you are going along with their awful terrible plan, but in reality you are a double free agent working for yourself!

Then you can use "I'm preparing something for the wedding" as an excuse to go and do what you want, and in dire straights you can rip off your flower girl dress as an act of rebellion against matrimony and all its stupidity.

wear the flower dress over your head in the style of a battle commando's bandana. it will protect you from harsh sun and blowing sand.

>Wear the flower girl dress under your normal dress so you can pretend it got lost. No one would ever suspect that you're wearing it.

OKAY LOOK.

We all agree that you are a Master of Subterfuge and that all of these plans would definitely work because you are great and cool.

But you are NOT putting that dress on!

That dress goes against everything you stand for!

Which is refusing to do a menial and incredibly easy task for completely arbitrary reasons!

SO NO. NO DRESS. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS.

AND YOU CAN'T JUST DESTROY IT EITHER BECAUSE...



it's cute and pretty and you like it shut up.

Consider, perhaps, using the the box containing the identical squares as a mask of some sort. Make sure to poke out eye holes.

You empty out your box of identical shoes and craft a mask out of it!

You can't deny that this certainly hides your identity. It's not terrible inconspicuous however. Most people don't walk around with a cardboard box over their head as it turns out.

Remove Awful Poster from wall and roll it up into a tube. Instant sword/telescope!

You equip your Signed Sailor Star Poster that you also hate. Truly a blade fit for royalty.

Wrap yourself in your blanket so you can become a mysterious hooded figure instead.

Aha! The perfect disguise! You are a shadow in the night! A mystery wrapped in an enigma (wrapped in a bed sheet)!

It is time to execute your master plan!

Which you're, uh, still hashing out the details on you guess.