RE: [TYCHE]: Rffle ended, next raffle soon!
08-29-2017, 08:48 PM
Species Idea. The place you eat, the place you eat at, The Chow Dome, is exactly what the Karznerpk eat. They eat The Chow Dome, devouring what composes the building's structure, destabilizing it and causing sections to cave in, ruining the brand recognition of The Chow Dome as they screech profanities into the air with their hundreds of mouths full of steel and iron girders, and carcasses of the other patrons. They do all of this while on a date with CMDRcade's species. They don't even tip the now dead waiters. An army was called in because now the Karznerpk is going to try discussing politics with it's date. The army that someone called (we're not sure who's army it is, but someone did call them in) has failed to arrive in time, and there are no survivors from the planet due to the ensuing awkward conversation that happened at the date about taxes. Hopefully The Chow Dome has a good PR Department.
Fauna Idea. This stray cat we found is talking and is telling us that it eats delicious sweets and it would be happy to turn us into a building sized magical warrior to fight off the Karznerpk and save the day. We'd be happy to sell it to you for a low price of 5999999.99P, dearest friend Chow Dome, as we do not want to see your humble business decimated by the hungry Karznerpk that will definitely visit soon.
Actual species idea. The Johgrism usually only eat classy/expensive food. Highly expensive food. Super expensive food that just makes you go "wait someone really spent 600000p on champagne", which they then spray cheese into or onto. You know Spray Cheese? they also like mixing tapas with Sprayable Bacon. In order to satiate their oh so refined palettes they tend to be scammers, but not just any oh ho ho no they scam big ticket suckers for all they can, and typically make it so that they never get caught. Oh wow it seems the Karznerpk was intercepted by the local authorities and the ship got blown up, isn't that good luck? At least you have that cat we gave you (that's definitely not a marsue pet we stole).
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Fauna Idea. This stray cat we found is talking and is telling us that it eats delicious sweets and it would be happy to turn us into a building sized magical warrior to fight off the Karznerpk and save the day. We'd be happy to sell it to you for a low price of 5999999.99P, dearest friend Chow Dome, as we do not want to see your humble business decimated by the hungry Karznerpk that will definitely visit soon.
Actual species idea. The Johgrism usually only eat classy/expensive food. Highly expensive food. Super expensive food that just makes you go "wait someone really spent 600000p on champagne", which they then spray cheese into or onto. You know Spray Cheese? they also like mixing tapas with Sprayable Bacon. In order to satiate their oh so refined palettes they tend to be scammers, but not just any oh ho ho no they scam big ticket suckers for all they can, and typically make it so that they never get caught. Oh wow it seems the Karznerpk was intercepted by the local authorities and the ship got blown up, isn't that good luck? At least you have that cat we gave you (that's definitely not a marsue pet we stole).
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