Don't open the door

You look around yourself. This isn't your bedroom. That's weird. You don't remember what your bedroom looks like but you're pretty sure it includes a bed, which this room does not. This room sucks.
Fortunately for you, you see a door with an "OPEN THE DOOR" sign.

open the door

> Well, the sign says to open the door, who are you to argue?

You agree with the mysterious voice in your head. You grab the doorknob and try to turn it, but it won't move. Obviously the door is locked. You don't see any keyhole so you guess it was locked from the other side.
You realise this means you're trapped in a room with nothing in it. This is bad. You're going to be SO bored.

>Examine walls. Very carefully. Rub your hands on the whole wall, check for indentations or optical illusions.

>Repeat with floor

Since the door is locked, you decide to look at the walls. They don't seem special to you, they are just regular walls made of regular walling stuff. You take your time to look at them carefully but can't find anything wrong with them. They are pretty well made. You don't like the colour though, they are all white and you're more into baltic gray.
You decide to look at the floor, but it is also pretty normal looking to you. It's gray concrete, which is good, but it isn't baltic gray either so you're not sure what to think of it. You notice a few glass shards under the light in the middle of the room and make a mental note to not step on it because you're barefoot.

> Take off shirt and examine chest for signs of any numbers or whatnot.

You want to take off your shirt to check your body for any weird marks that could help you remember how you got here, but you think the creep who put you in here could be watching through an hidden camera. You're not taking off your clothes. However, you quickly look down under your shirt collar and notice a weird tatoo on your chest that says "0002". It's ugly so you make another mental note to have it removed.

>Remember who you are or were?
>What are you wearing? What are you? What is around you? What is the color of the walls?
>What is the door like? Does it open towards your side? Does it have a lock? Does it have a door knob or a lever? Does it have a peekhole?
>Check behind paper sign.

Oh my god, nobody ain't got time for any of these question !. You're getting out of here, pronto !

Don't open the door, knock it down. Drop kick it.

You go as far from the door as possible to gain momentum, which considering the size of the room is like 5 meters, then run towards it as fast as you can. You jump and dropkick the door as hard as you can. TAKE THAT DOOR !

> Everybody do the flop.

The door remains unfazed by your assault and you flop on the floor, defeated.