RE: Ratslaying contest
08-21-2017, 01:00 PM
the ratting piece is gone
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feel the rage burning within you against all ratkind, for the filthy residents of rodentia must have pilfered your prized ratting piece, they must have known of its deadly prowess at slaying rats in vast quantities, and scattered its components to the winds
smash those rats with your bare hands, smash with a fury you haven't felt since the last ratty crusade against the cheddar brigands of 96, when a rapscallion dared to befoul your rations and humiliate your watchguard prowess
suffer not the rat
smash the rat
smash the rat
smash the rat
smaaaaaaaaash
theeeeeeeeeee
raaaaaaaaaaat
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feel the rage burning within you against all ratkind, for the filthy residents of rodentia must have pilfered your prized ratting piece, they must have known of its deadly prowess at slaying rats in vast quantities, and scattered its components to the winds
smash those rats with your bare hands, smash with a fury you haven't felt since the last ratty crusade against the cheddar brigands of 96, when a rapscallion dared to befoul your rations and humiliate your watchguard prowess
suffer not the rat
smash the rat
smash the rat
smash the rat
smaaaaaaaaash
theeeeeeeeeee
raaaaaaaaaaat
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