RE: Four.
08-15-2017, 11:34 AM
*Incomprehensible screaming that sounds like getting closer, then distant, then the very specific sound of a chair being knocked over angrily*
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS- WHY A THOUSAND?! I MEAN- I'M DOING THE CALCULATIONS RIGHT NOW, IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE REALLY BAD, THEY'RE PRETTY SMALL BUT WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY EVEN CONVINCE YOU THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA IN ANY UNIVERSE-"
*sound of glass crashing*
"GREAT NOW I NEED TO GET A NEW COFFEE MAKER, AND I'LL NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER COPY OF MYSELF TO DEAL WITH WRITING UP THE FALLOUT FOR WHATEVER IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN HERE DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING EVIL, INSANE OR STUPID IS? BECAUSE I DON'T ANYMORE- oh god I need a vacation. or alcohol. This job is going to kill me."
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS- WHY A THOUSAND?! I MEAN- I'M DOING THE CALCULATIONS RIGHT NOW, IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE REALLY BAD, THEY'RE PRETTY SMALL BUT WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY EVEN CONVINCE YOU THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA IN ANY UNIVERSE-"
*sound of glass crashing*
"GREAT NOW I NEED TO GET A NEW COFFEE MAKER, AND I'LL NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER COPY OF MYSELF TO DEAL WITH WRITING UP THE FALLOUT FOR WHATEVER IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN HERE DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING EVIL, INSANE OR STUPID IS? BECAUSE I DON'T ANYMORE- oh god I need a vacation. or alcohol. This job is going to kill me."