Horoscopes (the voices in your head were right)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):
Notice the world around you. Breathe in the air, feel the earth. Ask yourself, is it real? Answer dishonestly; they are watching. They know everything you do and see everything you see. Close your eyes! What are you doing, showing them this message? Hide, wander aimlessly until you don't know where you are anymore. You can never open your eyes again, now that they know you know.

typoing sure is hartd with my eyes closed