The Neverywhere Inn

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>I will concede to wearing pants, but that's it

>The uniform doesn't seem like it would provide any function as armour, but you'd be willing to wear it for this new friend.

>*noise of splitting flesh* Smile, say "Yes, if you could direct me to the 'uniform'."

NAME
i have yet to receive this new 'uniform'.
it seems lacking in protective qualities.

MAU
I think it's more about aesthetic unity than protecting us.
What do you need armor for, anyway...? This is probably
the safest place in the In-Between anyone can be!

NAME nods slowly. The DELIGHTFUL SMALL CREATURE named MAU has a point. The sound of splitting flesh accompanies their smile. Mau almost manages to suppress a shiver.

NAME
if one can direct me to a pair, i'll wear the pants.

They seem relieved.

MAU
When the supervisor gets here, don't forget to
ask them! I think it's weird they didn't give you
clothes before the orientation. I got mine right
after the interview. Good luck, though!

NAME thanks MAU for their well-wishes and looks around. DRAK has left the conversation pit to help GRETEL and DAKN dislodge a soda can from the mouth of a vending machine. There are a few minutes left to kill before orientation.

NAME spends their last pants-less moments...