[ERIS]: Downtime Edition: Tricks

>You finalize Terry's design. Looks pretty good! You're almost done at last.

>Hey patrons do you have anything you want on this crew member?

I do not desire anything.


I mean, the easiest way to improve on like, anyone is to just


y'know.


MAKE THEM GLORIOUSLY INCANDESCENT





Jus' saying. But nahh. Shit's not cash enough to get any sun boons from me.


Nah. Agnivyr aren't my thing.

>One last look-over, everything seems in order. Fortuna will be generating the last member of your crew, as always. Seems like the crew this round should be pretty interesting. Maybe you should come up with a crew nickname? There was that one time you tried a "Banned" Crew. That was...an experience.

>Final info to fill out: How long the run will be, who to start with and... looks like [Dream Job] is allowing you to choose who it will be applied to. If you leave it blank fortuna will likely choose a crew member at random to change jobs.

>Alright fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Nyxie. If you're gonna keep rejecting my advances I may need my fainting couch though.

Nyxie

Ew.


Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao


Ahhhh man. Get Good "Nyxie"


Don't you ever fucking say that again.





FUCKING CHRIST


L M A O


Shit that is fucked up tho stolas.