What now? A plotless adventure

"Hey woah! No need to get so aggressive!" The old man does not appreciate your advances on his property, "I guess I could relocate," he says. "It could bolster business..." he whispers rather loudly.

A deep rumble shakes the ground as a giant robot with the FAKE ESTATE shack as a hat lifts itself from beneath the ground. It takes a ground-shaking step, throwing you off your feet. It continues for a few minutes until He shows up.

"Do you know why this robot is terrorizing the town!?" The Player asks you, "I think I have some equipment that could defeat it. Do you have a fetch quest or something for me?"

Eugh. The exact thing you came out here to avoid, relevance to the plot. Soon it will incorporate you in some convoluted story of romance and heartbreak, or a nigh-impossible legend of heroism and sacrifice. Your entire, plotless life is going to be cast away into the wind as you become but a puppet to the horrible monster that the plot truly is. You wonder what this guy's life was like before he became the hero of the universe or some nonsense.

Well, what now?