RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
12-13-2012, 01:27 PM
This is the seventh fucking god damn fire alarm in the equivalent of one fucking semester.
I woke up at 8:15 today, when I planned to wake up at fucking noon, and had to scramble to get dressed with a fucking alarm blaring in my ear the whole time. The alarms on the stairs, for whatever motherfucking reason, are louder and shriller than the ones actually intended to alert and/or wake people, so then I had that going for me as I traipsed downstairs with violence the only thing on my mind.
Seriously, guys. Did your parents never teach you to use a goddamn motherfucking microwave? How the fuck did you get into a technological institute with no idea how to use basic fucking technologies integral to human survival?! I can see that it was a good idea not to let any of us have real ovens, the 1% of us known as "you stupid alarm-starting shits" would probably have exploded the dorms by now.
Silver lining: Biscuit sandwich.
I woke up at 8:15 today, when I planned to wake up at fucking noon, and had to scramble to get dressed with a fucking alarm blaring in my ear the whole time. The alarms on the stairs, for whatever motherfucking reason, are louder and shriller than the ones actually intended to alert and/or wake people, so then I had that going for me as I traipsed downstairs with violence the only thing on my mind.
Seriously, guys. Did your parents never teach you to use a goddamn motherfucking microwave? How the fuck did you get into a technological institute with no idea how to use basic fucking technologies integral to human survival?! I can see that it was a good idea not to let any of us have real ovens, the 1% of us known as "you stupid alarm-starting shits" would probably have exploded the dorms by now.
Silver lining: Biscuit sandwich.