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Reyweld · 07-26-2017, 03:19 AM

(07-26-2017, 02:54 AM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »
(07-26-2017, 02:51 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I got trapped (walled in, if you will) in a Walmart for 6 days and it made me a better person.

If the Walton stood in front of you, right now. What would you rate your 6 days stuck in walmart?

Out of 10. 10 being the best.

I'd give it a 7/10, and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "hey Reyweld doesn't understand Walmart and is bad at giving ratings" but if THE Walton was standing in front of me I would do anything for him. Anything. And Walton doesn't want any Yes Men, so I've given a 7/10 with deductions from each of the following: 1 point for no "Have a nice day" after I left having been there for 6 days, 0.5 points for no lighting, 0.5 points for no bathroom, and 1 point for the candy vending machines not taking bills. Overall it was an amazing experience and I hope Walton smiles over me as he covers my hospital bed with coupons.