Things, and no context.

So now you're gonna wanna bail the kale out of the pail that you got it on sale, then check it for nails and then pull off its tail while muffling its wail, and inspect it to make sure that it doesn't contain snails and that it's not too frail, and then use it to check your mail and rub it on the rail with a banana for scale, then do a criminal background check to make sure that it's never been in the prison system.