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> Aubrey you're almost as weak as this bird. Do you always let others fight your battles ? Is this how you want to avenge your dead friend ? You're not taking this seriously. I understand now why you couldn't to save your friend 10 years ago.

Internal Memo If you're going to attempt to drive Our Dear Patron into a fit of Madness and Rage, you really should come up with some more taunts. Saying "Your Friend is Obviously Dead" Once is a fine way to rile Our Dear Patron up. More than once and it takes the sting out of the words. They sound less like things that might have happened and more like things that you are saying to elicit an emotional reaction. As Alternatives, Suggest that her friend is simply happier here without her, Or that perhaps she had never had any friends to begin with. For all the Proof she has given us, this may well even be true. Bear in mind, though, That yours is not the only Speedcreature in this Which Speedcreature Is the Fastest Competetion. Our Dear Patron also has the rest of the council throwing in their collective Coins of Small Denomination. They seem to wish that Our Dear Patron retain her sanity and thus will work to mitigate any damage that your words do to her psyche. If you are truly hoping to make her Snap, then you are going to have to time your words carefully and, furthermore, make sure that she doesn't start ignoring you. Attempting to press too many Buttons in too swift a succession will likely lead to Our Dear Patron coming to ignore your input. Extensive Polling suggests that it is too early in the season for Our Dear Patron to Lose Her Mind in any case. Opinions are split as to wether the optimal time is Moments Prior to a Meaningful Goal being achieved,

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(◕ᴥ◕ʋ). •`_´•.

(✿◠‿◠) = ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ.

(◕ᴥ◕ʋ) (ง •̀_•́)ง.

Internal Memo to Dog.

Who is A Good Dog.
Why Dog, It is You of course.
You are A Good Dog.

The AUBREY, Now Might be the time to try and focus our WILL into some variety of weapon for yourself. The ADA is all well and good, but sometimes, you may need a method with which to defend yourself in a more forthright manner. I'd like to suggest a Bladed Cestus, or some other variety of Clawed Weapon. You have a Mage and, Provisionally, a Healer in your party. Traditionally, you would round out the set with a close range damage dealer. I am assuming having some variety of Hurt Provider would keep you from feeling as usefull as a damp noodle