RE: Four Lore and Speculation
07-20-2017, 01:13 PM
A bit behind the scenes at the ol Warehouse.
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Employee Orientation Part 1. !!Welcome!!
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[!!Click Me!!]
!!Well Hi there new Employee!!
!!And a big ol welcome from Bananatech, where it's all smiles all the time!!
!!Now, let's clear up a few things you've probably heard about this place!!
!!First, You probably have heard stories about our lovely company here!!
!!And I just want to be the first to tell you, those stories are all false!!
!!Bananatech is one of, if not THE safest place in the multiverse!!
!!Employees RARELY get so much as a papercut here!!
!!And if somehow, against all odds, you DO get injured, we have a fully-equiped medical facility for all your needs!!
!!We even offer fully-paid vacations AND sick-days!!
!!So very, very safe here!!
!!Another rumor is that we have no idea what we're doing here!!
!!What meany says these things anyways, huh!!
!!It's also false, we are a combination pandimensional pawnshop and warehouse, for all your storage or sales needs!!
!!Not that you good folks need me telling you this, haha!!
!!But in Bananatech, it pays to be Absolutely, Positively, 100% on the same page with all employees!!
!!After all, you woudn't want your work hours to be scheduled during your kids birthday, right!!
!!Righterino, and that's why we here at Bananatech set the bar for employee happiness and benefits!!
!!OH!!
!!Would you look at the time folks!!
!!Seems I'm all out for this session!!
!!But you folks were listening, right!!
!!So hope you enjoyed listening to me, Bananarama, and are looking forward to your new career!!
!!We hope you'll come to love Bananatech like we do!!
!!And that's all from this orientation, please head to the counter to receive your employee card, and follow the line with the same color as your card to get to job training!!
!!And remember, with short hours for great pay, we hope you'll come to love Bananatech like we do!!
You will, won't you?
[!!Click Me!!]
!!Well Hi there new Employee!!
!!And a big ol welcome from Bananatech, where it's all smiles all the time!!
!!Now, let's clear up a few things you've probably heard about this place!!
!!First, You probably have heard stories about our lovely company here!!
!!And I just want to be the first to tell you, those stories are all false!!
!!Bananatech is one of, if not THE safest place in the multiverse!!
!!Employees RARELY get so much as a papercut here!!
!!And if somehow, against all odds, you DO get injured, we have a fully-equiped medical facility for all your needs!!
!!We even offer fully-paid vacations AND sick-days!!
!!So very, very safe here!!
!!Another rumor is that we have no idea what we're doing here!!
!!What meany says these things anyways, huh!!
!!It's also false, we are a combination pandimensional pawnshop and warehouse, for all your storage or sales needs!!
!!Not that you good folks need me telling you this, haha!!
!!But in Bananatech, it pays to be Absolutely, Positively, 100% on the same page with all employees!!
!!After all, you woudn't want your work hours to be scheduled during your kids birthday, right!!
!!Righterino, and that's why we here at Bananatech set the bar for employee happiness and benefits!!
!!OH!!
!!Would you look at the time folks!!
!!Seems I'm all out for this session!!
!!But you folks were listening, right!!
!!So hope you enjoyed listening to me, Bananarama, and are looking forward to your new career!!
!!We hope you'll come to love Bananatech like we do!!
!!And that's all from this orientation, please head to the counter to receive your employee card, and follow the line with the same color as your card to get to job training!!
!!And remember, with short hours for great pay, we hope you'll come to love Bananatech like we do!!
You will, won't you?
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.