Treasurehats

Don't be rude; introduce yourself.

"Um... I am Euphemia Bruary, f-from Eelgland..."

"Which planet, if I may ask?"

"Friedrich?"

"Ahh, should have guessed! Very nice planet, I loved my stays in the Clawnada region. So, this ruin was copied over from there? How fascinating!"

"Excuse me, but protocol says-"

Good god, it seems only one of them is even wearing a hat!

Steal it.

"NO! MY HAT!" *ACK*

"Huh, I didn't know Ghurt was a vampire."

"Aha! So that is why he was at the DENTIST every TUESDAY! Filing FANGS!"

"Crew, stop dawdling and get that hat back right now!"



"Oh, look at them. Another reason why rogues should be doing this job in place of these hapless sciencefolk. Rogues would just put a new hat on him back at home."

"Umm..."

"Well, lets withdraw to the sidelines, Miss Bruary, and continue this interview with less ambient capering, alright?"

>File a complaint to whomever it may concern. You resent being kidnapped against your will!

"Um, um, I would like to get back h-h-home, please, Mister...?

"Please, Mister is my unambitious brother's name, call me Third. Third Seth."

"Well, um, Third, I would like to get your help to get home. It seems that the mausoleum teleported here and..."

"Oh no. It just got copied. You did get teleported here though. Its complicated."

"Ah, well, I would be g-g-glad that-"

"Also you have to stay. You trespassed, C'est la vie!"



"But I... you can't do that!"

"Oh, but this planet is private property AND a penal colony! Unwilling or not, your presence here is very illegal, my friend, as long as I... ahem, my family makes the rules."

"I refuse to b-b-believe this! This is extortion!"

"Oh, I guess I could let you go, if you told me a few things about this place... You must have been snooping around it when it got copied, so, do you know anything?"

"Well, well, it is the mausoleum of some sort of highwayman, I think? An ancestor of what is regrettably an acquaintance of mine."

"Oh? Were you graverobbing? Never mind; let's look inside, shall we?"

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After all these months... finally....