The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

Duchess, give Adler the legendary "Fuma's left booby": Irenaeus's enchanted buckler shield. Named for it's distinct paint job, this legendary artifact is said to be able to block any weapon used against it's wielder, as well as any hostile spell.

Child, introduce yourself to Adler. Then start picking on him. Salmonella, show up, but do nothing to stop the little bully.
Child, manage to abscond with Irenaeus's helmet, which fits you pretty well.