Four.

REND IT WITH YOUR (admittedly somewhat pitiful) FANGS AND CLAWS. Inform your Minion it should attack the action figure. If you absoluetly insist on being involved with the battle. Ideally, you should leave all Battle up to your Battle minion and stand to one side, pointedly ignoring the combat. Perhaps drinking a soothing cup of Boiled Leaf Juice. Statistics show that Non Combatants enjoy up to an ∞% increase in longevity!

(internal Memo to Council Member Underline. Have you tried retroactively redacting his outbursts? We Have found doing so Utterly Useless Incredibly effacious in curtailing some of the Old Management's more disruptive behaviour)