RE: Tonguewizard And The Journey For The Perfect Instrument
12-04-2012, 03:35 AM
Using his cell phone magic, Tonguewizard called the Theremind to enact a cunning plan.
Tonguewizard had nothing in particular to say to the Theremind, but his goal was not a conversation. No, the purpose of this call was different.
One of the numerous aspects of cell phone magic is the ability to change the ringtone of the phone receiving your call.
And the Theremind rode atop a musically-controlled hovercraft.
And so Tonguewizard used his cellphone magic to produce a ringtone that would propel the hovercraft towards the sun.
The Theremind was shocked as his hovercraft rocketed up beneath him, striking the chamber's ceiling. It kept going, and pulled the entire temple with it, for the ceiling was too strong to break through.
As the temple left Earth's orbit, the Hungry Stick felt queasy, and vomited Tonguewizard up. The jellybeans forming the wall were flung throughout the chamber, floating ominously.
And most importantly, the Theremin's pedestal drifted from the ground, though enchantments kept the Theremin upon it. Carefully maneuvering through the floating jellybeans, Tonguewizard reached the pedestal, and scrambled up it, claiming the mystical instrument!
He had succeeded! He had an instrument!
But he was still trapped in an ancient temple rocketing towards the sun. Along with the Theremind, who was even more furious now that his Theremin had been claimed. It seemed Tonguewizard's journey was not quite over yet.
Tonguewizard had nothing in particular to say to the Theremind, but his goal was not a conversation. No, the purpose of this call was different.
One of the numerous aspects of cell phone magic is the ability to change the ringtone of the phone receiving your call.
And the Theremind rode atop a musically-controlled hovercraft.
And so Tonguewizard used his cellphone magic to produce a ringtone that would propel the hovercraft towards the sun.
The Theremind was shocked as his hovercraft rocketed up beneath him, striking the chamber's ceiling. It kept going, and pulled the entire temple with it, for the ceiling was too strong to break through.
As the temple left Earth's orbit, the Hungry Stick felt queasy, and vomited Tonguewizard up. The jellybeans forming the wall were flung throughout the chamber, floating ominously.
And most importantly, the Theremin's pedestal drifted from the ground, though enchantments kept the Theremin upon it. Carefully maneuvering through the floating jellybeans, Tonguewizard reached the pedestal, and scrambled up it, claiming the mystical instrument!
He had succeeded! He had an instrument!
But he was still trapped in an ancient temple rocketing towards the sun. Along with the Theremind, who was even more furious now that his Theremin had been claimed. It seemed Tonguewizard's journey was not quite over yet.