Four.

A weapon eh? Time to see what I can conjure up...

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Tada! A beginners bracelet, perfect for lesson 101 of magics.

For simplicity's sake,we'll just use some standard crystals. Fire, Ice, and Lightning.
Just plug in the crystal to one of the three* slots, and tada, you can do a magic.

Now, since the bracelet has three slots you can use all these at once, and even combine the effects of different crystals into one spell! Fancy. This can get particularly complicated and intricate with enough slots and practice, but that's why it's a beginners bracelet, not a mighty mage deluxe or whatever those new arcane practioners call them these days. But I digress.

Using the band is quite simp... One moment.

Ahem. Using the band is quite simple. Point at something, and think of the element(s) you want to use. Then the bracelet works its magic... Oh, and as a beginners bracelet don't worry about misfires. It has a built-in safety due to certain incidents a few years back. Nothing to worry about!

*Normally beginners bracelets have four slots, with the fourth slot being very important for doing anything other than launch elemental bolts at wherever you happen to be pointing at the time. Unfortunately said bracelets are out of stock, so had to pull one out of the reject pile. The price of having products produced by literal chimps. I will, uh. Let you know if I find any other spare trinkets in there...

" Ｙｏｕｒ ａｄｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｒｅｎｄｉｎｇ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ ｔｈｅ [ＴＨＲＥＥ]. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｄｏｏｒｓ. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｃｏｌｏｒｓ. Ｔｈｒｅｅ Ｓｅｔｔｉｎｇｓ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ Ｂａｄｇｅ. Ｔｈｅ Ｔｅｃｈｍｉｎｄ ｅｎｃｏｕｒａｇｅｓ ａｌｌ ｎｅｗ ｂｕｓｉｎｅｓｓ ｏｗｎｅｒｓ ｔｏ ｅｍｂｒａｃｅ ｓｕｃｈ ａｌｌ-ｅｎｃｏｍｐａｓｓｉｎｇ ｔｒｅｎｄｓ: Ｔｏ ｍｏｖｅ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｓｕｃｈ ａ ｆｌｏｗ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｔｏ ｄｉｓｓｏｌｖｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒｓ ｏｆ ａｄｖｅｒｓｉｔｙ. "

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ＩＮＣＯＭＩＮＧ ＡＤＶＥＲＴＩＳＥＭＥＮＴ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＴＥＣＨＭＩＮＤ:

Ａｎｄ ｗｈａｔ ｉｓ ｌｉｆｅ, ｂｕｔ ａ ｂｕｓｉｎｅｓｓ ｔｒａｎｓａｃｔｉｏｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｅｘｉｓｔｅｎｃｅ?
Ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｌｉｆｅ ｉｓ ｆｒｅｅ, ｓｏ ｅａｒｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｋｅｅｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｒｅｌｉａｂｌｅ, ｔｒｕｓｔｗｏｒｔｈｙ ｅｑｕｉｐｍｅｎｔ ｆｒｏｍ ａ ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ ｔｈａｔ ｖａｌｕｅｓ ｐｒａｇｍａｔｉｓｍ ｏｖｅｒ ｉｄｅａｌｉｓｍ.

ＴＨＥ ＴＥＣＨＭＩＮＤ - ＳＵＣＣＥＳＳ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＯＶＥＲＷＨＥＬＭＩＮＧ ＭＥＤＩＯＣＲＩＴＹ.

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" Ｔｏ ｔｈａｔ ｅｎｄ, Tｈｅ Ｔｅｃｈｍｉｎｄ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｇｉｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｏｓｔ ｒｅｌｉａｂｌｅ, ｔｉｍｅ-ｔｅｓｔｅｄ ａｎｄ ｂｅｌｏｖｅｄ ｗｅａｐｏｎ ｏｎ ｏｆｆｅｒ: Ｔｈｅ ＳＨＩＥＬＤ-ＧＵＮ-ＢＬＡＤＥ. Ｉｔ ｉｓ ａ [ＴＨＲＥＥ] ｓｙｓｔｅｍ ｔｈａｔ ｗｉｌｌ ｓｏｒｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｐｐｏｎｅｎｔｓ, ａｎｄ ａｌｌｏｗ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｄｅｆｅａｔ ｔｈｅｍ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｓｉｎｇｌｅ ｉｔｅｍ. Ｓｈｉｅｌｄ ｒｅｆｌｅｃｔｓ Ｇｕｎ. Ｇｕｎ ｏｕｔ-ｒａｎｇｅｓ Ｂｌａｄｅ. Ｂｌａｄｅ ｃｌｅａｖｅｓ Ｓｈｉｅｌｄ. "

Hmmm. How about a staff? A staff would be nice, yes?

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Bloodlust? Perhaps Being of Aid to the AUBREY will be more interesting than Initially thought. You shall be granted access to A Pair of Clawgloves from our Collection to Supplement your own woeful natural weaponry Unfortunately, Our Focus groups have discovered that Violence rates poorly with the Preschooler and Elderly Demographics and so we must insist you find a Pacifistic means to resolve any Combat you may unfortunately find yourself in. We Are Prepared to offer you a device to facilitate expedited Fleeing, should you fail at diplomacy, In the form of one(1) Skateboard. Safety equipment included!
Kind regards,The New Management
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE UNHELPFUL ONE

>Let's give her a double bladed light sabre. Like what Darth Maul had.
Or
>Here, have a gun.

You created the Adaptive Combat Bracelet!
Your conflicting intentions produce... something... from multiple designs.



ADAPTIVE COMBAT BRACELET (Party Member)
The Adaptive Combat Bracelet is a free-flying multi-weapon with one directive: protect her owner at all costs.
By acting as a Party Member versus standard Equipment, 'Ada' absolves her owner of responsibility for bloodshed.
After all, the Elderly and Preschool Demographics appreciate a less violent heroine.



Ada joins the party!
You can check the party's status with, aptly, the STATUS command.
Further instructions to come.

AUBREY
"So... what you're saying is..."
"I'm a P*kemon Trainer now?"

Aubrey gives Ada a tentative pet. The bracelet(?) hums affectionately.

AUBREY
"Well, okay. If it works, it works."

She pauses to think, nerves fading in favour of excitement.

AUBREY
"Should we find something to t̴͇e̘͕̦̞̲̬ͅs̭͖̩̰t̖̜̫̟̕ ̻her ̣̫̣͇̻̕a̮̠̹̞bḭ̯͜ĺ̳̘i̵̖̠̝t̰͔͉̜i̧͓̖̫̘e̸̹̘̗̯̲̞s̯̦̜͚͓ͅ on?"
"Whoever's watching us should be the nervous one."