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Bloodlust? Perhaps Being of Aid to the AUBREY will be more interesting than Initially thought. You shall be granted access to A Pair of Clawgloves from our Collection to Supplement your own woeful natural weaponry Unfortunately, Our Focus groups have discovered that Violence rates poorly with the Preschooler and Elderly Demographics and so we must insist you find a Pacifistic means to resolve any Combat you may unfortunately find yourself in. We Are Prepared to offer you a device to facilitate expedited Fleeing, should you fail at diplomacy, In the form of one(1) Skateboard. Safety equipment included!
Kind regards,The New Management
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