What now? A plotless adventure

"Woah woah. I can't take on a quest. That's plot stuff," you say, in an irrelevant matter.
"Hah hah! But of course! This is no run-of-the-mill quest, this is a simple, irrelevant sidequest! No plot necessary. In fact, I saw the player walk by uninterested just a few minutes ago!"
Well, you'll take what you can get, and not doing work is not how you take a job. Stepping outside, you size up the worn-down FAKE ESTATE building. It's free real-estate.