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Alright, as the others have said, we don't really know what we're doing, and we're trying our best. Are we dangerous? To that end, we're probably some degree dangerous.

But there's something that's more dangerous than our simple indecisions. We, Frog-Crimes, are a god. We are one god, and the majority of our collective cares for you and wants to see you be happy.

There are other gods out there. And some of them will want to kill you. Some of them will want to kill us.

Let's be straight here: we don't know when, or even if we will ever meet such a dangerous god. But we know for a fact that we will meet more gods; we already met one, and she's quite peaceful and wanted to be friends, in fact. But we can't count on all of our encounters to be so peaceful. We're trying to prepare you for that possibility, that something bigger than us, someone that knows what they're doing will come down from the heavens and murder you, our children.

From what I can observe from the majority of this collective, we don't want you to die. Can you trust us to consistently make the best decisions? Probably not. But can you trust that we will do everything in our power to protect you from harm, from these evil gods that may or may not even come to exist in this world? Absolutely.

We may not know what we're doing, but we know that more than anything else, we want to protect you.

Also, I guess it's a little cool that I get to do things like this:

> TEACH FERNANDO THE PURSUIT OF ARTISTIC PERFECTION AND MASTERY