The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

>the ham supplied is murder meat. not that its maded from murdered lowfolk, its been spiced up, to fuel the blood thirsty rage of any elf that eats it. combat narcotics!
>the usquebaugh is just usquebaugh to wash the ham down... maybe a splash of Persoc-Itoome in it too.

>Son-nephews go back and get the real box that contains Irenaeus old gear set, the harness of Irenaeus, the barbaric pants of Irenaeus, the sword of Irenaeus, and...

>A wicked looking Bow of Irenaeus, the limbs are made from the horns of a buck, the limbs are black and shiny. you think the horns might of belonged to a conquered elfhame king. The string is made of a gold, but on closer inspection its actually thread. made from head hair of a elf maiden!

>Pulling back the string you feel you could kill something half way around the world.

Adler > Somehow end up wearing the gear of Irenaeus. However due to your physique, it doesn't look quite right.
Adler > Then totally He-man it as soon as you hold the sword (no... totally dont do this)