RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
06-27-2017, 04:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-27-2017, 04:14 PM by Torchfire.)
Burnside, show off your trick. Trick, DO NOT involve pineapples and yo-yos. Involve carrots and a laundry basket instead.
Adler's Army (AA), feast as if it's the last thing you were going to do. Get drunk.
Bard, start singing poems about Adler's supposed heroics. As well as atrocities, apparently without noticing any difference between the two.
Fifi, come out to complain about the noise. Army's response: "Floozie!"
An ancient looking knight, riding on a shaggy old ant, arrive. Identify yourself as Sir Oliver, an old companion to Adler's great-uncle Roland.
Offer to teach the army some fighting skills. Unfortunately, suffer from the same character flaw as your namesake in the "Alan Ford" comic, namely kleptomania.
Small objects, start going missing in his vicinity. Army, be too drunk to notice.
Box, do not contain the object the Duchess thinks it does.
Duchess's son-nephews, be in a lot of trouble.
Salmonella and her child, come to the edge of the swamp to witness this historic event. Child, be told a lot about Adler by your father. Be very excited to see such a grand individual.
Then actually get to see him. Disappointment, result.
Adler's Army (AA), feast as if it's the last thing you were going to do. Get drunk.
Bard, start singing poems about Adler's supposed heroics. As well as atrocities, apparently without noticing any difference between the two.
Fifi, come out to complain about the noise. Army's response: "Floozie!"
An ancient looking knight, riding on a shaggy old ant, arrive. Identify yourself as Sir Oliver, an old companion to Adler's great-uncle Roland.
Offer to teach the army some fighting skills. Unfortunately, suffer from the same character flaw as your namesake in the "Alan Ford" comic, namely kleptomania.
Small objects, start going missing in his vicinity. Army, be too drunk to notice.
Box, do not contain the object the Duchess thinks it does.
Duchess's son-nephews, be in a lot of trouble.
Salmonella and her child, come to the edge of the swamp to witness this historic event. Child, be told a lot about Adler by your father. Be very excited to see such a grand individual.
Then actually get to see him. Disappointment, result.