Spyderhaus - aka Spiderhalls

>Ask the spider on the chair who's behind the door



Spider on the chaaaaaaaaa

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>Grab the candelabra for defense!



You feel at least 19% safer than you were before now. The arachnid monsters will tremble at the sight of this lighting instrument.

>Woah look at that purple box over there? What's inside?



It's... LOCKED, darnit, this majestic looking box is just taunting you with with the mysteries of what treasures it obviously contains.

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You stow it within the myterious confines of your personage. Don't question it.

>Cautiously eavesdrop.



It kinda sounds like a... radio show??

...allow me to thank you all for tuning in once again, my dear friends, to the midnight show, with me, your dashing host, Arachnia, once again bringing to you the latest in devilish rumor-mongering, and life advice...

>Smash through the door, scare them first before they scare you.



...let's begin the show with something light, a personal story, about me. Earlier this week I had a visitor, a dapper young man wearing a smart suit mmmmyes, I know what you're thinking, "Aren't you a little old to be soliciting handsome young men." hohoho, I admit your right, but I'm weak...

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The radio show appears to originate up the hall a bit.

...Anyway, we had a little chat the young man and I, and things we're getting saucy you know, hoho, but alas, it wasn't meant to be, you see, because the young man informed me of his business here...