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SpoilerPosted by ICan'tGiveCredit - Yesterday 04:59 PM
charm the runner units into distracting the burly one
Posted by smuchmuch - Yesterday 03:24 AM

>Have yous een this charisma of yours ?! Why can't you just presence bluff your way out ? ... Why do you even need to ? Aren't you like the royalty in these parts , if you wanna go out, those alien peons better get out of your way, who's the boss here , uh ?

Posted by NotABear - Yesterday 02:29 AM
It's pretty obvious how you get out of this one. You start using your charisma! I'm sure this is actually something you can weaponize, either through linguistical fighting your opponents with your razor sharp wit-sword, or just being handsome or something. I don't know. For all I know, you could pull down one of the curtains, wear it like a ghost cloth and make your enemies laugh themselves to death.

Posted by wiltingMyosotis - Yesterday 12:04 AM
> Think on how to disable those robot guards.

Posted by Tim Tesy - 06-15-2017 11:48 PM
> examine the muscular alien

Posted by NonAnalogue - 06-15-2017 10:14 PM
Check behind the curtains for useful items.



Suggestions that didn't make it but I appreciate too much to ignore:

Posted by bigro - Yesterday 07:49 AM
Just turn into a throne bro no one will notice

Unimportant rambling

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Spoiler You will now know why the update is late,so I hope you enjoy that. Also, the reason why the images are a little larger is because I didn't like that the first few images were a lil' squished, so I changed the resolution until it was pretty much spot on. Just a heads up.

Edit: ALSO i messed up a bit on one of the guard unit's antenna placement, it's supposed to be on the right side of the head and pointing up

Little map thing (warning, fuckin humongous cuz im afraid of making it look weird if I attempt adjusting it like a dingus)

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You float closely, hovering right next to the throne, only a hand's width away from the prince himelf. You test out the mic to see how well it works.

"Heyo"


"....The fuck?".

Was that a ghost? An invisible alien species? Some kind of prank one of the Units are pulling? Is this how they entertain themselves now a days? Cause It's not funny, not funny at all.

"You think this kind of thing is funny? It's not humourous, or classy to try and prank royalty. It's quite stupid, extremely risky, and is of poor taste,so take this as a warning; knock it off, or I tell 0-N3 to ship you as scrap to the tin can factory."


No, no, no. You have to fix this miscoception real quick.

"No, I am not one of the robo dudes, but I am here to help you. You want to get out, right? I can do that...Maybe...It's a risk worth taking, trust me on this."

"And why should I trust you? You do know how suspicious you sound right now? You're asking me to trust you on something when I could just not, and there would be less of a risk of me getting dragged into the pits of hell. It's simple math, really.

There is absolutely no reason why I should trust you, slightly higher chance of escaping or not, so give me one."
Meriad folds his arms, waiting for an answer.


"don't have one, but I won't judge you if you don't trust me, it's the smart choice, really. I am acting pretty suspicious." guess you're stuck with this douche for the whole-
"You hold a strong argument there, ghost person. I am not one to make smart choices. Help me get out, I am that desperate." desperation is an understatement, Meriad was going stir crazy, and desperately needs to meet his friend at the diner, in fear of cracking apart.

That..That was actually much easier than expected. Royalty musy suck pretty hard when you'de trust a random floating voice that just scared the shit out of you a few seconds ago. You continue, cause this is getting into interesting territory.

"First things first, check behind the curtains. You might have some stuff behind that."
Meriad rolls his eyes, but obeys, as he stood up from his throne and walked up to the curtains.


The guards, sensing movement near the throne, stop discussing the news and watch Meriad closely.

"Ugh, I wish they changed these curtains to something less disgusting looking. These look so tacky-oh there it is! I've been looking for this for years!"

Meriad holds the umbrella close, a genuine child-like smile braces his face as he looks down at it affectionately. This umbrella is special to him, anybody with an ounce of sense in their head can tell.
"This umbrella got me out of so many problems, you can't even tell. This will be extremely useful, thank you for telling me." Meriad quietly whispers. He gently stores the umbrella in his coat, to keep it safe and close to him.

The guards' suspision rises.


"You have some extremely high charisma so-"
"- wait were you peeking over my shoulder-"
"That information is not important right now go flirt with the guards or something and get them on our side, we have to go against the alien dude 3 to 1 to intimidate him a little, I dunno, go get em' tiger."

Meriad gives the empty air a dirty look, before slinking down the stairs and towards the guards, who are now focusing their full attention on him, intently.

Meriad smiles.

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Spoiler you can tell this picture was made 4 am in the morning. Ain't gucci, not one bit. It gets better tho i swear famalam

"So like, you're going to help me. I'm not saying this as a request, but as an order."





"Cute attempt at control, prince Meriad, but all units that work close or in the proximity of the Cloud Prince are required to have a charm blocking software installed, so little tricks like these don't show up and wreck havoc. Good try, but it will not work on the resistent. Right John?"

"..."



"...John?"

"..."



"John you dumb sack of shit, you forgot to download the software, didn't you?"

"Oh no, two against one, what will you possibly do? If you run, your friend will catch you. If he doesn't, he will catch this umbrella to the face. But if you follow my orders right now, nothing will happen to you, and I'll protect you from all consequences that befall all those who try to stop me. Understood? Or do you need some covincing? My umbrella is a great mentor, and I'm sure your friend is eager to help.

Now tell me unit, what is your name?"

"It's Robert," Robert sighs. "And you must be a cold-ass bitch."

"It runs in the family," Meriad replies, wearing a smile that doesn't reach his eyes.

"now let's help convince the alien behemoth." Meriad continues, umbrella now held tightly in his hand, and the guards trailing a few steps behind him as he walked towards the increasingly nervous Alien.


"Hello, Tanks."

"Meriad, please don't ask me if you can pass through the doors. You know I want to let you out, I really do, but I can't go against 0-N3's orders. I don't think I can get any more second chances, kid." Says Tanks apologetically.

"Oh no, no, no, I just want you to launch me through the sunroof."

"I-..what?"

"Did I stutter? Do it. Launch me through the sun roof"

Visible confusion shows in waves on Tanks' face. The prince can be imaginative, but this honestly takes the cake.

"Just do it, all consequences will be removed, you know how the prince works." Mutters Robert, rubbing at his robotic temples. "He also found that weird umbrella. You know the one that he lost two years ago, so he didn't leave his bedroom for a whole 3 months? Yup, that one. It was just sitting behind one of the curtains that nobody cleans, quite bizarre."

"You might not be allowed to let me pass through the doors, but it doesn't say anywhere that you can't launch me through the sunroof."

"This is not sane,"grumbles Tank, lines creasing his forehead. He backs up a little. "I'll cup my hands, go get a running start before I change my mind."
Meriad nods, and takes a few steps backwards in preperation.

"I'll start counting, and when I reach one, prepare for take off."

"3,"

Meriad braces.

"2,"

Meriad runs.

"1!"

Meriad is airborne.

The sound of the umbrella hitting glass was deafening, but it protected Meriad from sharp glass shards. The umbrella quadrupled in size almost instantly, and it was like it took a mind of it's own, gently floating away. Meriad waves goodbye to the 3 figures, as they became smaller and smaller.




Woah he can see the diner from-


Shit.




"Can you humour me with an explanation of why I just walked in on you trying to escape via being launched into the sun roof?"

Oh wow, what a ride. It seems like some help would be appreciated. Go crazy.