FAQ me up

Where is the head office?
The top floor of the main building, obviously.

Why was Saddam Hussein so fixated on arab superiority anyways, it didn't work out yet he kept on it so what's up with that?
It is hard to determine any human’s true motivations (aka I don’t know).

We know you keep heads there. We're coming. What is your ideal form of torture?
I’ve always wanted to be burnt with a blowtorch.

What is the question that you most wish people would ask you that hasn't been asked yet?
Would you like a croissant?

In the grand scheme of things what do you believe to be the purpose of the two moons of mars, demios and phobos?
Additional points in cosmic pool for the gods.

And furthermore what is Neptune planning?
War.

For that matter why is the andromeda galaxy so complacent in this?
It has bigger issues than some little blue planet.

What's my prize?
A surprise!

What do you think of mars?
They’re okay I guess. I can’t say I really know them.