Beef Squad

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Spoiler >I nominate the poor schmuck behind door cloud
>Clouds cuz my stomach is devoid of substance (like a cloud) and I'm blowing a lot of hot air about it right now
>The bumpy thingy.
>I'll third the cloud.
>Clouds make me think of cotton candy, and I am hungry. Clouds please.
>PICK THE FUCKING BACKGROUND
>... I say, what is up with the weird 'homie' way we're talking ?

A barrage of voices inside your head keep clashing, telling you to pick the cloud path, or wait no the rose path, or the cloud path again. One keeps screeching that the purple background is the right way, but it's also the same voice that had an existential crisis while you were entering your info, so it's probably not a good idea to listen to that one. A voice that picked rose asks why we were typing all weird, which you don't actually know the answer to. You Just wanted to be a little more swaggy, especially when you're speaking to the real Big G. After a few minutes of incessant bickering, the voices that picked cloud were louder than those who picked rose. You snap out of your thought process, as the voices cheered for cloud. The vote won by one more voice, which cemented the win by a hair's Breadth.

A mouse pops into existence right next to your keyboard, like it knew that you were finally ready to pick. You grab the mouse, and hover over the cloud path.

>You click cloud






Static. With only one word;Meriad.
But the static only stays for a few seconds. In a blink, it was replaced.



Meriad is pissed. They even have the fucking doors guarded, way to go! Who do they think he is, some kind of cute, little obedient doggy?

Fuck no.

He's is not staying here, he has to leave. He will not roll over to their commands. He's the fucking cloud prince, and he has to escape. There are two big doors, one is being guarded by a muscular alien, and the other is being guarded by two runner units who seem to be having a conversation about the news or some shit, Meriad's only focusing on an escape plan. He already knows that he won't be able to outrun those leggy fucks, but he checks his stats anyway.


Well, atleast he knows he can't take the beef head, or outrun the runner units. He's not showing his stats to anybody ever again.
But he can't stay here, even though it looks pretty hard to escape. If 0-N3 comes back, it will become impossible. He has to find a way


Help him find a way. He can hear you, but the clouds will not let him see you there. Be quick, there's not much time left.

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Spoiler fuck, this post was giving me grief. But now it's finally done and I'm excited for it to go forward