RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
06-15-2017, 02:57 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-19-2017, 12:11 PM by Torchfire.)
Adler, have an urge to drink as much usquebaugh as possible to reduce your stress.
Usquebaugh, be spiked. With even stronger usquebaugh.
Adler, wake up the next morning with a massive hangover, naked, under the same sheet as the equally naked Burnside and the Duchess.
Duchess, give Adler the most innocent and seductive look as your milky white orbs can manage.
Burnside, smile merrily.
Lowfolk maiden, still demand defilement. And more usquebaugh.
Duchess, state that the maiden has been corrupted by Adler's touch and declare he to be his problem from now on.
Fifi, offer to defile the maiden yourself.
Gertrude, try to get the Duchess to repair Jack. Duchess, refuse, since the lowfolk maiden "has gone bad" due to Adler's meddling.
A late additional suggestion:
Percy, hear a sad, mournful, yet still beautiful, song accompanied by ukulele music coming from somewhere nearby. Go investigate.
Usquebaugh, be spiked. With even stronger usquebaugh.
Adler, wake up the next morning with a massive hangover, naked, under the same sheet as the equally naked Burnside and the Duchess.
Duchess, give Adler the most innocent and seductive look as your milky white orbs can manage.
Burnside, smile merrily.
Lowfolk maiden, still demand defilement. And more usquebaugh.
Duchess, state that the maiden has been corrupted by Adler's touch and declare he to be his problem from now on.
Fifi, offer to defile the maiden yourself.
Gertrude, try to get the Duchess to repair Jack. Duchess, refuse, since the lowfolk maiden "has gone bad" due to Adler's meddling.
A late additional suggestion:
Percy, hear a sad, mournful, yet still beautiful, song accompanied by ukulele music coming from somewhere nearby. Go investigate.