The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(HSH Prince Adler) Pick the Duchess. After all, she's your rank, station and species.
(HSH Prince Adler) Take a generous belt of aqua vitae first, though.
(Burnside) Be locked up. In a metal box.
(Burnside) Make a long series of blood-curdling comments all night.
(Gertrude) Hold Jack, tenderly, and brush his fur.
(Gertrude) Make a long series of soft, crooning comments all night.
(Fifi Fofox, Thomson) Glare at each other.
(Fifi Fofox, Thomson) Make a long series of hissed, nasty, fursonal comments all night.
(Ratso, Mara, Alice) Indulge in a LOT of ham sammiches.
(Ratso, Mara, Alice) Make a long series of belches all night.
(Bunneh Maiden) Meditate
(Bunneh Maiden) Make a long series of annoying, high-pitched meditative sounds all night.

(HSH Prince Adler) Wake the next morning, sore and with a wicked hangover.
(HSH Prince Adler) See, the very first thing, three blurry mephitesses. All smiling.

(C O'D) Announce you have a PRESENT for Adler.