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Spoiler>I'm your beflowered shirt.
>I can count all the way to... how many fingers do we have again?
>*flips hair dramatically.* You will know my name when it is given.
>I've had enough and I'm not gonna take it any more.
>I'm hangry

As you stare upon the big, levitating holographic screen, which looks more expensive than your entire apartment, a little keyboard poofs into existence right in front of you. The god talking to you inside the other, smaller monitor says that you can write whatever the frick you want now, and can also communicate to Big G over there if you wanted to. You start typing, and after a few seconds of concentrated silence, you finish typing the last letter.

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You know what, I'll talk to the Deity Mental Health Council later, let's just continue. I don't even know how you managed to fucking write on the screen, you were using a damn keyboard, and we didn't even give you a mouse!

Ahem, moving on, it seems like you have 3 choices. You can check on the other choices later on, but you'll have to stay with your choice for the day, which is hell when you're with an insufferable twat. Good news though, the farther you go into the game, the shorter the cooldown, so you can look forward to that.

Good luck bud, you'll need a metric shit ton of it.



Well pick, Hangry.