Beef Squad

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quick and small edit, yes I changed all mentions of god to deity. You are not having deja vu, don't worry, I'm just changing this a little for a dear friend of mine. The God in the beginning of story is now called Big G, just to give him a little name. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Oh hey there champ-.

Wait...

you're not a singular entity!

Is it champs this time? You one of those newfangled multiple-people-in-one-vessel kind of thing?

Not judging, not judging! We usually don't have those kind of players coming in, but it's totally fine. The more the merrier, or whatever Buddha likes to spout when he comes over.

So I see you're new here? I can tell by the extremely surprised expression on your face, and the fact you still have a half uneaten sandwich in your hand. Only Newbie deities eat, ya dingus. Well let's cut to the chase, and introduce ourselves. The name's Big G. The Big G.

Before you start showering me with admiration and awe, yes, it's the Big G from the Radical Book Of Holy Rules, my best seller! Probably heard of it, since it sold billions. Too bad it's only sold on Earth, since the way they worship me is quite flattering, and I would have loved that shit if the whole universe looked up to me in that way. Ah, humans, my favourite creatures to mess with. Well I'm done rambling, tell me about yourself, new deity-..I mean deities? I don't know, you confuse me.




Who are you?