Post making contest 6.0

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Passes rules 1 and 2, fairly easily

the post making contest will never die i will drag it from its grave

Passes none of the rules

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Passes rules 1 and 2 trivially

if we just make every concievable possible post we will pass eventually

Passes none of the rules

POST NUMBER 1

I read the Walking Dead Vol 1 yesterday and it made me suspect that the author of that particular comic would actually prefer a world in which zombies happened because fuck milennials and their safe spaces amirite?

Passes none of the rules

Sorry, Ix, I didn't catch that. What'd you say?

Passes rules 1 and 2!!! That was amazing

Well that's weird. There were two posts, made hours ago, but when I clicked on Last Post it brought me to the first post of the thread?

Or did I click on the thread title accidentally? I'm not very awake yet so I guess that's possible.

Passes none of the rules

No, I went back in my browser and Last Post was highlighted. Clicked it again and it went back to my post.

What is going on with this thread.

Passes none of the rules

Passes... hm... no rules, regardless of whether you take the "video acts like its contents" or "video acts like its underlying BBcode" interpretations

POST NUMBER 2

i'm very disappointed the pokemon direct wasn't an announcement that they're finally making the eeveelutions they know we all crave

Failed rules 1 and 2 really quickly

What are the eeveelutions that we all crave?

Passes rule 2!

• Obsideon
  
• Cooleon
  
• Weirddogeon
  
• Napoleon

No rules sorry

What about Frempeon?

More importantly, who's going to welcome all these new Eeveelutions to the Space Consortium?

Passes no rules

• Obsideon
  
• Cooleon
  
• Weirddogeon
  
• Napoleon

• Neon
  
• Argon
  
• Krypton
  
• Xenon
  
• Radon
  
• Thatotheron
  

Honestly I forgot about how to deal with quotes. If we DISREGARD the quoted text, and also DISREGARD BB-code, then this post passes rule 1. Otherwise it doesn't pass any rules.

Let's go with it passing rule 1.

So it turns out the derivative of a vector with respect to a matrix is not a vector, or a matrix, but a three-dimensional array. This could be problematic.

(Finally, I have a place to put all my out-of-context math quotes again!)

Passes none of the rules, regardless of whether the previous post passed rule 1

Frempoleon

This would've passed rule 1 had a52's post not passed rule 1. This wouldn't have passed rule 1 otherwise.

if you have a room full of monkeys typing at a typewriter, they will eventually create the winning post. They will also die though. Or you can have the post i just made win.

Your choice.

Passes none of the rules

POST NUMBER 3

dead monkeys! dead monkeys! dead monkeys! dead monkeys!

Passes none of the rules

Ooo ooo aah ahh ooo ooo aah ah.. *coughs blood* ah... h... *slumps over, dead*










(x10000000000... on top of typewriters)

Passes none of the rules, sadly. I was hoping it would pass rule 2

POST NUMBER 4

Nier Automata is a rude game that made me cry

POST NUMBER sadly won't be passing any rules right now

HAWK
HARK
PARK
PARE
PACE
SPACE

Passes both rules 1 and 2.

Now fold between esses

Passes both rules 1 and 2.

...we are not passing rules 3-5 ever again huh