you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out that in order to get to be an astronaut, you not only need perfect vision (check,) but you also need to know how to peel all the bananas you'll find up there, hence why we sent monkeys up and not dogs. if we're going to get this hawk into space, it needs all the advice it can get on passing this test. hence why every post in this thread is relevant to the matter at hand