RE: The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 25: TANGLE!
06-08-2017, 11:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-09-2017, 06:01 AM by Pharmacy.)
Name: Hamhock and Cheez (not their real names)
Gender: Both dudes
Race: Two-headed Alien (Kereberon)
Color: Lock and Load
Biography+Description: The Planet of Tartarus is known for many things: their grey, dismal climate, the hallucinogenic gases, and other peternaturally unpleasant things. However, the most famous quality of Tartarus is the multicephaly of their fauna. In other words, (nearly) all the native creatures have multiple heads. However, the wolf-like Kereberons are sort of a strange variation of that ecological rule. At birth, they are born as singular-headed entities – most live, love, and die like that. However, in an occasional but not uncommon case, a miracle happens. Xenobiologists had attempted many explanations: physiological, environmental, and other science-y things, but the truth is, you cannot fully know the intricacies behind two people making an irreversible choice based on intense romantic feelings and mutual understanding.
In this case, this choice makes a two-headed anthropomorphic wolf clad in leather and spikes. Hamhock and Cheez (most definitely not their real names) are two separate entities sharing half of one body who love each other very much. Hamhock is the left one and makes a great poker face. Cheez is the right one and never rejects the opportunity to do terrible wordplay. Sometimes they pretend to be the other for shits and giggles but the ruse is often short because they burst out cackling. You get the impression they are both terrible but they are great for each other.
Ability: Hamhock and Cheez are hardened mercenaries and their competency is validated by the impressively large resume in the XENOMERC database. Hamhock and Cheez specialize in a Tartarusian weapon called the Othrusian Rifle – a strange, two-pronged weapon that’s more like a ballista than a speargun. The ammo generally is a net of interconnected cords with weights at end, designed to capture entities of interests. While there are exotic variations (stunning weights, glass-covered cords, et cetera), the ammo is actually fairly easy to manufacture by hand if you know how (like Hamhock and Cheez). The Othrusian Rifle is extremely heavy and takes a lot of skill to shoot and clean, but the two handle it deftly.
You can say it takes two…to tangle.
Gender: Both dudes
Race: Two-headed Alien (Kereberon)
Color: Lock and Load
Biography+Description: The Planet of Tartarus is known for many things: their grey, dismal climate, the hallucinogenic gases, and other peternaturally unpleasant things. However, the most famous quality of Tartarus is the multicephaly of their fauna. In other words, (nearly) all the native creatures have multiple heads. However, the wolf-like Kereberons are sort of a strange variation of that ecological rule. At birth, they are born as singular-headed entities – most live, love, and die like that. However, in an occasional but not uncommon case, a miracle happens. Xenobiologists had attempted many explanations: physiological, environmental, and other science-y things, but the truth is, you cannot fully know the intricacies behind two people making an irreversible choice based on intense romantic feelings and mutual understanding.
In this case, this choice makes a two-headed anthropomorphic wolf clad in leather and spikes. Hamhock and Cheez (most definitely not their real names) are two separate entities sharing half of one body who love each other very much. Hamhock is the left one and makes a great poker face. Cheez is the right one and never rejects the opportunity to do terrible wordplay. Sometimes they pretend to be the other for shits and giggles but the ruse is often short because they burst out cackling. You get the impression they are both terrible but they are great for each other.
Ability: Hamhock and Cheez are hardened mercenaries and their competency is validated by the impressively large resume in the XENOMERC database. Hamhock and Cheez specialize in a Tartarusian weapon called the Othrusian Rifle – a strange, two-pronged weapon that’s more like a ballista than a speargun. The ammo generally is a net of interconnected cords with weights at end, designed to capture entities of interests. While there are exotic variations (stunning weights, glass-covered cords, et cetera), the ammo is actually fairly easy to manufacture by hand if you know how (like Hamhock and Cheez). The Othrusian Rifle is extremely heavy and takes a lot of skill to shoot and clean, but the two handle it deftly.
You can say it takes two…to tangle.