FAQ me up

What is the worst thing you overheard today?
When I was at a crosswalk, a big guy right beside/behind me started laughing. I pretended to ignore him (which is easy with earbuds in), because I doubted it was about me, but then as I started walking he laughed harder. I feel so embaressed and self-concious, and I'm still not sure why or if he even was laughing at me...

What is a formula for how many ways can you factor a generic integer n into two Gaussian integers?
I have no idea.

Dou you like ta dance?
Yes, but not when there's an audience.

well... how did i get here?
Well, birth, presumably. Unless you mean here here, in that case, someone has defrauded and decieved you. You *probably* clicked on the link thinking it would be one think, when in fact it was another.

how do i work this?
Type a question in the box at the bottom, and press the button that says "Post" (probably).

where is that large automobile?
On the highway to hell.

what is that beautiful house?
I can't tell you.

where does that highway go to?
A destination.

am i right?
Yes.

am i wrong?
No.

my god, what have i done?!
Posted a lot of questions that I couldn't help but see all at once.

is it the same as it ever was?
No. Everything is in a state of constant flux. Unless you're talking about croissants. Then: yes, they're still good.

why do we dig?
Why do we dig the holes? We dig the holes to keep us free. That's why we dig the holes, we dig the holes to keep us free.