Adventures in Finnacing and Accounting (Now with Magic)

>Cast the spell "Detect Plot"

A plot is detected!

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SpoilerMan Villian trapped Hero Boy into a Crystal Ball and Hero Boy has to thwart him inside reality before Hero Boy gets to the Final Castle of the simulation!

>Wizard hit peak anger

That's it i've had enough of your hero nonsense;
The only heroic thing you do is whine and need constant attention, Even the gnome baby thief thing needs less attention
Now if you did your job maybe the cleric would be here to help your self esteem instead of being a pile of ash in a jar we have to carry back to the nearest temple
>Wizard continues to rant

But we never had a cleric-
Because of your incompetence you dip ass. Fuck you adventure boy, I'm only here because Man Villian captured my son, Kadab. After this quest of general clusterfuckery is over my boot of +4 magic is going up your tiny butt of -32 strength.