RE: +iny ©at people
05-18-2017, 07:31 PM
>TEACH FIRE - ALL
>CREATE HOSE
>CREATE HAND PUMP
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As each tiny cat person suddenly learns what fire is and how to deal with it, they each take a different approach. Windy tells Fennel to run over to the small pond, where a hose and hand pump have appeared, and Fennel attaches the hose to the pump and starts pumping. Windy takes the other side of the hose and sprays down the mailbox, while Fernando tries to film herself squirting water at it through her flower lapel.
It takes a few minutes, but eventually, the TCPs put out the fire without it spreading to the house.
The mailbox is entirely ruined, though.
>CREATE NEW MAILBOX
>CREATE NEW LETTERS TO TCPS
>CREATE FIREPLACE AND CHIMNEY
>CREATE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
![[Image: zw65T3x.png]](https://i.imgur.com/zw65T3x.png)
A little further away from the house, a new mailbox is created, made of metal this time. It quickly spits out two new letters. Behind it, a fireplace is added onto the house, in the living room. Inside the living room, a fire extinguisher is made.
Windy picks up the letters and brings them to the other cats, shaking slightly, but reading them out.
“Windy, Fennel, you have a new friend! Please help her feel welcome, and be gentle, because we might have made a mistake already? Whoops! Have fun, you three.”
“Apologies! Fernando, we were so excited to meet you, we forgot to introduce ourselves. We are Frog-Crimes, and we’re a collective deity. That means we have trouble deciding what to do, and controlling what we do, but we want to work with you all the same. We hope you’ll forgive us.”
Fernando grunts a bit, kind of annoyed, but willing to accept this.
Windy asks if the new TCP is the one mentioned in the letters, and Fernando confirms, introducing herself to Windy and Fennel. Windy and Fennel also introduce themselves, before Fennel suddenly asks what their deity had done to upset Fernando.
Fernando then explains, that you had dumped so many concepts and gifts on her the moment she was spawned, only to answer her questions with… gifts that seemed like jokes, and the concept of everything having no meaning. But now, these letters have confirmed what she already thought: everything that happens to her, and Windy and Fennel by extension, happens for a reason… and that reason is that their deity is bored.
![[Image: NKTdqdk.png]](https://i.imgur.com/NKTdqdk.png)
Windy and Fennel go very quiet, and speak in whispered tones. They hadn’t thought of it like that… they hadn’t really had a chance to wonder about their existence at all. The two of them just got placed on a little planet, given a few gifts, went on an adventure, and made a new friend. They never really thought about why, they just knew they kinda liked it.
Windy suddenly snaps out of it, and tells Fernando that that’s no reason to have set their mailbox on fire!
Fernando laughs again, and tells Windy that the fire wasn’t her fault- Frog-Crimes had made it.
Windy and Fennel both react with mild surprise… but they both understand that their deity has bad control over the VOID. They just sigh, and offer for Fernando to stay in their living room. Fernando tells them she’ll keep it in mind.
In the meantime, Windy and Fennel have decided that they are going to try to write their own letter to send to you.
>CREATE HOSE
>CREATE HAND PUMP
As each tiny cat person suddenly learns what fire is and how to deal with it, they each take a different approach. Windy tells Fennel to run over to the small pond, where a hose and hand pump have appeared, and Fennel attaches the hose to the pump and starts pumping. Windy takes the other side of the hose and sprays down the mailbox, while Fernando tries to film herself squirting water at it through her flower lapel.
It takes a few minutes, but eventually, the TCPs put out the fire without it spreading to the house.
The mailbox is entirely ruined, though.
>CREATE NEW MAILBOX
>CREATE NEW LETTERS TO TCPS
>CREATE FIREPLACE AND CHIMNEY
>CREATE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
A little further away from the house, a new mailbox is created, made of metal this time. It quickly spits out two new letters. Behind it, a fireplace is added onto the house, in the living room. Inside the living room, a fire extinguisher is made.
Windy picks up the letters and brings them to the other cats, shaking slightly, but reading them out.
“Windy, Fennel, you have a new friend! Please help her feel welcome, and be gentle, because we might have made a mistake already? Whoops! Have fun, you three.”
“Apologies! Fernando, we were so excited to meet you, we forgot to introduce ourselves. We are Frog-Crimes, and we’re a collective deity. That means we have trouble deciding what to do, and controlling what we do, but we want to work with you all the same. We hope you’ll forgive us.”
Fernando grunts a bit, kind of annoyed, but willing to accept this.
Windy asks if the new TCP is the one mentioned in the letters, and Fernando confirms, introducing herself to Windy and Fennel. Windy and Fennel also introduce themselves, before Fennel suddenly asks what their deity had done to upset Fernando.
Fernando then explains, that you had dumped so many concepts and gifts on her the moment she was spawned, only to answer her questions with… gifts that seemed like jokes, and the concept of everything having no meaning. But now, these letters have confirmed what she already thought: everything that happens to her, and Windy and Fennel by extension, happens for a reason… and that reason is that their deity is bored.
Windy and Fennel go very quiet, and speak in whispered tones. They hadn’t thought of it like that… they hadn’t really had a chance to wonder about their existence at all. The two of them just got placed on a little planet, given a few gifts, went on an adventure, and made a new friend. They never really thought about why, they just knew they kinda liked it.
Windy suddenly snaps out of it, and tells Fernando that that’s no reason to have set their mailbox on fire!
Fernando laughs again, and tells Windy that the fire wasn’t her fault- Frog-Crimes had made it.
Windy and Fennel both react with mild surprise… but they both understand that their deity has bad control over the VOID. They just sigh, and offer for Fernando to stay in their living room. Fernando tells them she’ll keep it in mind.
In the meantime, Windy and Fennel have decided that they are going to try to write their own letter to send to you.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.