Beanpig Adventurer

Cast a soulful, pleading look at the red-haired figure that communicates in a single moment both the depth of your sadness at your previous owner's death, and the hardship and deprivation of your current imprisonment. Let a single, calculated tear roll down your left eye for maximum effect. If necessary due to dehydration, dunk your head in the water dish and/or vomit to moisten your eye.