Business Bat

BUSINESS BAT: A ROMANCE-FILLED ACTION PACKED BAT ADVENTURE.

Chapter 1: Forming Ties

Recently, Business Incorporated hired a new employee, one of most dubious origin. They say he was found passed out in broad daylight on the street, in the middle of the day. His ears were so abnormally large that it was surprising he wasn't awoken by the constant cars streaming past him.

He was taken in by the mysterious owner of Business Inc., F.V. Why they did this nobody is quite aware, but nobody is quite aware of anything that Business Inc. does anyway.

Some thought he was wrongly treated, being forced to work after being unconscious for who-knows-how-long, but some just saw it as a benevolent gesture, providing him with a home and food for work.

Business Bat, however, was just quite confused.



He had no idea what tie to wear.

Normally he'd go for the classic blue, but he was thinking of shaking things up a little, y'know?

He remained in this confusion until a small slip could be heard, as an envelope made it's way through his mail-slot. He had never received mail, as usually Business Inc. handled it for him. Intriguing, to say the least.



He didn't own much, so it probably wasn't a bill. But even if it was, B.Inc. would've handled it. They pay for his meals, anyway, so he'd assume as much.

This morning was already off to an eventful start...

But first, what color tie was he going to wear?