Recycling

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All of your thoughts turn to defending your tender regions as you spy the Lesser Shrieking Impolite Woodpecker in the middle of the hall. This bird has a reputation for screaming loudly and diving directly for the sensitive areas of anyone who draws near.

Right now, it's chasing after Professor Puncharelo, who's running around in a panic. Of course, there's no reason to think it won't turn its attention on you given the chance...

But you can't ignore it. The professor is your only chance of getting to your new job on time. You've got to save him! Preferably while keeping your own gentleman's region safe, of course...

> Steal your sisters striped light blue panties and stockings, and wear them!

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The worst suggestion, ever.

Suddenly, inspiration strikes! Your sister works in this lab, too. And you happen to know her locker combination. You might be able to find her spare clothes, and use them to confuse the beast and save Professor Puncharelo.

Quickly, you rush to the break room, and find your sister's locker. You awkwardly punch in her birthday on the keypad, and pull out...

Her striped light blue panties and stockings. Well, this is awkward. As a tech stares at you strangely, you quickly offer an excuse that your sister needs these urgently, then run off before he can ask any more questions.

In the hall, you awkwardly pull the panties and stockings on over your pants. You remember hearing that the Lesser Shrieking Impolite Woodpecker is easily confused by cross-dressing, you just hope you're cross-dressed enough.

You rush over to Professor Puncharelo, and push him safely out of the way. The woodpecker stares at you and stops screaming as it tries to figure out what its next move is. That's enough time for Professor Puncharelo to grab it and put it back in its cage.

"Thanks," he says, wiping his brow. "I guess that's two favors I owe you now." He pauses and stares at your ensemble. "Um, did you need me for something?"

You explain that you're going to be late for work.

"Oh, is that all? I have the perfect solution to that! It's just behind this door here!"

He proudly points to a door marked "DANGER", "NO REALLY KEEP OUT", "OPENING THIS DOOR IS A BAD IDEA", among various other warnings.

You wonder if you should open it. Are you that desperate to get to work?

>Open door. It's the apocalypse.

Yes, you are. You can't give a bad impression on your very first day! With your one free hand, you bravely thrust open the door, revealing a large rocket. For some reason, it has wheels.

"Behold! The Apocalypse!" Professor Puncharelo declares. "This is the fastest vehicle in the world! It should get you where you need to go in no time!"

Something about this Apocalypse makes you nervous. Still, it's a ride. Are you really going to turn it down?

hurmmm drive off in a sweet ride??? idk im bad at this stuff

Heck no! You hop in the Apocalypse and get ready to drive off!

Professor Puncharelo presses some buttons on a nearby wall panel, and the Apocalypse is launched! You fly off, towards the recycling plant...

Wait a minute. You seem to be headed the wrong way. If you keep this up, you'll end up...

Wait, where are you going to end up?