Business Magnate
04-30-2017, 09:22 PM
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We're ruined! We're ruined, I say!![[Image: UDTgb4X.png]](https://i.imgur.com/UDTgb4X.png)
What's that you say? We're ruined, I say!![[Image: k1e0z7P.png]](https://i.imgur.com/k1e0z7P.png)
But we were doing so well! Well, you remember how you told me that you have to spend money to make money? Yes. It turns out that when you spend money you actually don't have it anymore! What's that you say? What do you mean about not having money? Isn't that illegal? It's not, I asked our legal department! And then, get this, they wanted me to pay them! The nerve! They should be paying US! I would have, except we're all out of money! Brother, you're the legal department here? I am now! Don't you realize, dear brother — that makes all of YOU the heads of the ILLEGAL departments! We need to do something, quick! Before we run out of cash! We just did, like I was telling you! Wait, is cash the same thing as money? Yes! Then we truly are ruined! We're ruined, I say! Not quite, my brothers! We can still convert our possessions into liquid assets! Brilliant! I'll start eating everything I own and then hock the piss as lemonade on the streets! Starting with this here coffee cup... Oh no, I'm way behind, I've not yet begun to entreaty the dark lord into my flesh-puppet! And if that's not enough, we can take out a loan...![[Image: rzXt872.png]](https://i.imgur.com/rzXt872.png)
Like a poor? But I'd need to pay it off! Then I'm right back to spending money to make money! Not if it's not you who takes out the loan...![[Image: I5eJbPq.png]](https://i.imgur.com/I5eJbPq.png)
Gasp! Are you suggesting we change CEOs again?![[Image: tHW0UeG.png]](https://i.imgur.com/tHW0UeG.png)
Finally! My time to shine. This company needs a change in direction........................ Shut up! You know the rules, nobody left-handed. But then it'd just be another brother on the hook, there's no way out!![[Image: SN1C1jz.png]](https://i.imgur.com/SN1C1jz.png)
What if... we put a patsy in the CEO chair, so that they're the ones who take out the loan? So that they're the one on the hook for paying it back? But we've always been a family business! Why, even our father before us was family! What we need is a brother... from another mother. Someone gormless... Androgynous... ...and pliable to our every suggestion, as well as the audience's! ![[Image: DPTgBox.png]](https://i.imgur.com/DPTgBox.png)
so i'm the ceo now huh Yes! And your first duty is to take out a loan, we've got the paperwork here... we just need to know what your name is. alright but like um what does this company even do for a business? Oh, are we doing the purple words now? Cool! One thing I've always wondered, is like... Where does the sun go at night when it sleeps?