[Unfortuna] Mule x Vampire... OTP?

>Now, don't say that! Put on your detective hat and get investigating. Gather clues. Question witnesses. Google how to do an autopsy.

Sir Schmoopy: So, why did you kill Mark?
Ella Mayo: Because of Nunya.
Sir Schmoopy: So, who or what's this "Nunya?"
Ella Mayo: Nunya business.
Sir Schmoopy: Aw, come on. What's the reason for killing poor Mark!?
Ella Mayo: Pretend I'm Bob again, okay? For a reason.
Sir Schmoopy: Tell me or I'm not helping you!
Ella Mayo: Okay, okay. I killed him because...

Did she seriously just pause?

Ella Mayo:...I killed him because he was eating up most of our food supplies. With only one ration, he starves. With two, he feels sick. Six whole rations a day are key to making HIM live a healthy life. The rest of us starved.
???: There you are, ya little vampire!
Ella Mayo: Uh oh.
Sir Schmoopy: Who's this?
Ella Mayo: Can't you remember!? This is our medic, Coco! Trust me, she's Coco-nuts.
Coco Francis: Wait, what are you doing with ol' Schmoops? Are you gonna kill him, just like mah brudder? Well, I came prepeared this thyme!
Coco Francis: Schmoops! Listen up! Ya need ta come wid me so ya can deefeet da dawkness, or ya can die wid da gal ova dere!
Ella Mayo: Don't listen to her, if you can even understand her! Come help me, we can be friends... again! And if that's not enough, I am your captain! Just, Coco has to die.

Hmm... who should I go with? One will be left behind, and the other can continue on. Such a difficult choice...