Void Girl [Oh god it's back]

Well, see, there was this noisy jerk wizard named Hawkspace, you might have heard of him? Always yelling about buying viagra for cheap. He'd curse the anyone who dared set foot on his lawn and all the predatory birds that lived nearby into eternal servitude delivering the mail and terrifying the populace, After a long while of going farther and farther afield for more eagles, hawks, raptors and the like, the countries in the area decided they'd had enough of their populace getting terrified by birds, and sent their best to take him down. In response, he stuck all 816 of us together into one sorta lich-thing to defend him. We defeated them, but in the fighting, our master fell. From there, we struck out, terrorizing the populace, delivering our own mail. We weren't too conscious of how the rules of the road worked, what with most of us being birds, and we jaywalked. So we ended up in here.

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