Earth Escape
04-17-2017, 08:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-20-2017, 06:59 AM by Solekii.)
Author's Note
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MICROCHIP-G45:
Well, congratulations. You blew it in the worst possible way and now you’re stuck here forever. Clearly there is only one thing left to do.
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???:
UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
MC-G45:
Oh? Are we talking out loud now?
???:
No! Ahh! Shut up! UUGH! Just shut up!
MC-G45:
That’s not my purpose and you know it. You don’t install a voice in your head with the intent of it not talking.
???:
So make it your NEW purpose and leave me alone! I DON’T need you to narrate my life!
MC-G45:
You don't, but I do. What else am I supposed to do for fun? You're the one who signed up for this, and you're the one who got us stuck here.
???:
AUGH!
MC-G45:
Ah yes, yelling. A perfectly practical and intelligent response to our current situation… er, whatever your name is.
???:
What are you talking about? You KNOW my name! You live in my head!
MC-G45:
Is it… Kevin?
???:
It’s not Kevin!
MICROCHIP-G45:
Well, Not-Kevin, as I was saying... woe is you for being such an idiot. Time to self-destruct.
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Well, Not-Kevin, as I was saying... woe is you for being such an idiot. Time to self-destruct.
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