Void Girl [Oh god it's back]

> Do you have a name? If not, I HEREBY DECLARE THEE:

[I take out my trumpet, play a tune and 20 of my minions come out behind me, leaving behind a red carpet and putting down a throne. I sit on the throne, pull out a piece of paper out of my pocket and it says:]

"Geraldine Garbledina II."

IT IS LAW.