RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff
10-31-2012, 01:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-31-2012, 01:17 PM by MaxieSatan.)
So I think I may be the first person to think "that is the gayest thing I have ever seen" and "that outfit commits SO MANY faxion faux pas (pases?) it's not even funny" simultaneously without a hint of irony.
To elaborate: this guy was wearing short shorts and high heeled sandals and a hoodie, which looked silly enough. Then the hoodie came off to reveal this low-cut green-and-white striped unitard thing. And I mean "less back covered than shown" low-cut, and the front was all weirdly saggy, like it was made for someone like triple this guy's width.
Not only do the sandals look weird with the shorts, the shorts look weird with the unitard, and the unitard is hideous on its own, but this is outside (even when he takes the hoodie off) on an October morning, almost November. It's like 43 degrees plus wind chill and he's barely wearing anything. At least he's committed and proud with his identity I guess but jeez that's insane.
In closing I will list equally flamboyant but more sensible alternatives.
* Sequined kimono! Matches sandals for a bit of Eastern flair, and allows you to mix class with sparkle.
* Faux-fur boots and coat. Match with a feather boa to bundle up for the cold while still looking prim and posh!
* ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SHORT SHORTS AND A HIDEOUS UNITARD IN FORTY-THREE DEGREE WEATHER YOU FUCKING LUNATIC
To elaborate: this guy was wearing short shorts and high heeled sandals and a hoodie, which looked silly enough. Then the hoodie came off to reveal this low-cut green-and-white striped unitard thing. And I mean "less back covered than shown" low-cut, and the front was all weirdly saggy, like it was made for someone like triple this guy's width.
Not only do the sandals look weird with the shorts, the shorts look weird with the unitard, and the unitard is hideous on its own, but this is outside (even when he takes the hoodie off) on an October morning, almost November. It's like 43 degrees plus wind chill and he's barely wearing anything. At least he's committed and proud with his identity I guess but jeez that's insane.
In closing I will list equally flamboyant but more sensible alternatives.
* Sequined kimono! Matches sandals for a bit of Eastern flair, and allows you to mix class with sparkle.
* Faux-fur boots and coat. Match with a feather boa to bundle up for the cold while still looking prim and posh!
* ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SHORT SHORTS AND A HIDEOUS UNITARD IN FORTY-THREE DEGREE WEATHER YOU FUCKING LUNATIC