RE: [TYCHE]: Redux Opening Raffle! Ends 4/6
04-01-2017, 04:58 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-01-2017, 05:08 PM by Dorsidwarf.)
Item #: SCP-285-F
Object class: Delicious
Special containment procedures: Instances of SCP-285-F-1 are to be intercepted by MTF-285-F “Bargain Buy” and brought to the containment facility at Site 49.
Instances must be stored in a locked refrigerated container when not undergoing testing in order to prevent premature degeneration of the items.
Research on SCP-285-F is to be carried out only on D-class under armed guard.
Description:
SCP-285-F is a brand of edible food products known as “Chu Chu Meat Cocoons”. The brand is a type of individually-wrapped finger-length sticks of an unknown meat, encased in a thick, latex-like webbing. This webbing has been experimentally determined to be both chemically identical to spider’s silk and “of deeply confusing taste” according to containment teams. When asked to clarify, they responded that they “Couldn’t quite place the flavor” and refused to elaborate.
SCP-285-F’s anomalous properties manifest when at least one (1) of the sticks, referred to as SCP-285-F-1, is removed from its plastic wrapping and placed within an active microwave oven. SCP-285-F-1 instances will not, as expected, become hot, but will instead slowly bloat and change color from off-white to a rich brown.
D-class testing involving activated instances of SCP-285-F-1 resulted in reports that the activated form was “The best-tasting thing I ever had” and “Excellent value!”. Subjects repeatedly insisted that researchers “Have some of this too”, and several became agitated when this offer was declined by staff. These effects were found not to occur in instances which had not undergone the activation procedure.
Within 3 days of consuming an active instance of SCP-285-F-1, subjects will experience rapid-onset mass organ failure, resulting in near-immediate death. 4-5 hours after death, the chest cavity of the deceased subject will neatly open and unfold, revealing several 20-pack boxes of SCP-285-F-1.
Object class: Delicious
Special containment procedures: Instances of SCP-285-F-1 are to be intercepted by MTF-285-F “Bargain Buy” and brought to the containment facility at Site 49.
Instances must be stored in a locked refrigerated container when not undergoing testing in order to prevent premature degeneration of the items.
Research on SCP-285-F is to be carried out only on D-class under armed guard.
Description:
SCP-285-F is a brand of edible food products known as “Chu Chu Meat Cocoons”. The brand is a type of individually-wrapped finger-length sticks of an unknown meat, encased in a thick, latex-like webbing. This webbing has been experimentally determined to be both chemically identical to spider’s silk and “of deeply confusing taste” according to containment teams. When asked to clarify, they responded that they “Couldn’t quite place the flavor” and refused to elaborate.
SCP-285-F’s anomalous properties manifest when at least one (1) of the sticks, referred to as SCP-285-F-1, is removed from its plastic wrapping and placed within an active microwave oven. SCP-285-F-1 instances will not, as expected, become hot, but will instead slowly bloat and change color from off-white to a rich brown.
D-class testing involving activated instances of SCP-285-F-1 resulted in reports that the activated form was “The best-tasting thing I ever had” and “Excellent value!”. Subjects repeatedly insisted that researchers “Have some of this too”, and several became agitated when this offer was declined by staff. These effects were found not to occur in instances which had not undergone the activation procedure.
Within 3 days of consuming an active instance of SCP-285-F-1, subjects will experience rapid-onset mass organ failure, resulting in near-immediate death. 4-5 hours after death, the chest cavity of the deceased subject will neatly open and unfold, revealing several 20-pack boxes of SCP-285-F-1.
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