Quest Me: Reyweld's Trash Reign Ascension (Score: 5)

Prop Reyweld's Trash Reign Ascension: Reyweld becomes a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, provided they do the following:

• Create a thread petitioning the Common Folk of Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ to lend their support to his ascension.
  
• Anyone who has posted in Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ before said thread's creation can post in the thread explaining what Reyweld has to do to gain their Douxtoken.
  
• Once Reyweld has five more completed Quests than incomplete/refused ones he is forever instated as a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, but can only use his powers in a designated thread made by him called the Palace.
  

So here I am, beseeching that the regular folks to place upon me some quests. Please, grant me the chance to ascend from the garbage and into the trash; elect me as a Trash Royal of Shit Town!

As a noble, I promise to obey the constraints placed upon me by the above, shitpost regularly, and lounge in my bestowed rank wealth for eternity.

Complete Quests - 10

Make me a real sandwich, then take a picture of it.
(You're allowed to eat it afterwards)

Post #12

bury me

Post #17

A QUEST ARRIVES

Post (a minimum of) two GROC profiles in the GROC thread! In two different rounds, naturally.

Post #26

expound on the legal consequences of trespassing into another person's dreams

Post #27, Post #28

+1 from BTP (post #24; Link)

create an adventure of at least 3 posts

Post #34

write one of those creepy pastas

Post #34

Write a grand tale of the day I kicked your ass

Post #36

Win a round of the Post Making Contest

Post #37

Make a mug cake without a recipe!

Post #39

Incomplete Quests - 5 (6)

QUEST: Show me your skills. Specifically by creating a custom lvl 1 DND character and posting the finished character sheet here.

(5th edition, back story encouraged, be prepared to be asked to join a fantastic fantasy adventure in the future.)

draw a fursona; do some facial expression meme stuff

Mimic the Wilhelm scream.

I will totally help reference some history.

Find a physical map and go to the end of it.

In the event that Fogel wants to provide their own quest, and each person can only give one quest, winning PMC was going to be my quest

Otherwise (if either we can give multiple quests, or Fogel wants that quest to be their own):

Update Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator for at least 10 more turns (so at the current time of writing, to Turn 14)

OOH! OOH! I haven't done a quest yet! Uh... OH! I know! Make a fake bootscreen for a fake version of Windows, similar to the first post in this thread!

RULES:
- Has to be an original idea
- Don't use MS Paint; use something like Photoshop or Paint.net
- Has to be somewhat believable

If you don't want to take this quest, here is an ALTERNATIVE QUEST THAT I BESTOW UPON THEE:

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SpoilerWrite a 1000+-word fanfiction that is based on the old 2004 webseries Bonus Stage.

I sidle in, at this inopportune moment, and finally unclench my talons from about my long-hoarded Douxtoken. With a flourish of dollar bills and a clack of my spoon bill I declare:

"Reyweld, to earn this Douxtoken you must acquire and grow a plant. If from seed, you have completed my challenge when it bears four proper leaves. If a young plant, four new leaves in addition to those it had upon acquisition. If a succulent or cactus or other slow-growing plant, raising it until it is visibly different from when you began will be sufficient.

Photographic evidence will be necessary."