HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <FUCKING some number>

Sure, let's do this stupid bracket thing here. Now, I need some fair way to come up with 64 Hawkspace threads to make this tournament, and then some way to rank them. I could ask you all for suggestions, but why do that when I could come up with some inordinately complicated system for grading the threads, and just using the 64 most recently posted in.

For the record, the formula is posts^3/(views√((thread starter posts)*(highest poster posts))-rating!) What does this even represent? WHO KNOWS but it's what I'm going by.

So without futher ado, here's your seeding!

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1. How many different people are willing to say the same message in a row? (rec: 16) - 101.73
   
2. what is gamergate - 13.07
   
3. im gay official thread - 12.88
   
4. Text Adventure - 4.972
   
5. why do we need to study english? - 4.630
   
6. the shit thread - 2.765
   
7. Name my Peeps - 2.367
   
8. I made a Mafia game, but it's way too complex... - 1.803
   
9. What do you put on your pancakes? - 1.793
   
10. Puzzler's Edge 1.612
    
11. Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator – 4 Kingdoms – Turn 1 - 1.506
    
12. Deckbuilding Mafia (MG 21) – Sign-ups? - 3/?? 0.843
    
13. An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away - 0.753
    
14. Reyweld's Abyss - 0.320
    
15. OPEN RP - 0.239
    
16. 18x59 - 0.004

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1. HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite - 27.48
   
2. MEGAMART mweep - 20.04
   
3. Post Your Gottdang Boss Battle Music - 6.964
   
4. proof - 6.679
   
5. How many different messages is the same person willing to say in a row? - 3.794
   
6. truck. - 3.383
   
7. cool suit - 2.185
   
8. homestuck suggestion box (that hussie will actually use) - 1.979
   
9. how to get summoned to an alternate world? - 1.715
   
10. The Machine - 1.714
    
11. deepest darkest dirty secrets - 1.229
    
12. Post pictures of Solaris' FFXIV character in this thread - 1.102
    
13. go-to_reaction_image_for_any_situation.png - 0.668
    
14. Uuuuuuuuuuu - 0.663
    
15. Dark Souls? More like - 0.112
    
16. Voice Improv - 0.093

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1. You have been TRICKED. - 60.15
   
2. hungburgler - 16.86
   
3. jimmy buffest - 12.19
   
4. Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances - 5.197
   
5. The 6am thread - 4.587
   
6. good, all-purpose reaction image thread - 2.928
   
7. I can't check the thread I made because gatr posted in it and I'm on my school comput - 2.359
   
8. wonderings - 1.856
   
9. Hey - 1.769
   
10. )) - 1.619
    
11. Sruix - 1.386
    
12. What's the Difference - 1.015
    
13. Missing Broth - 0.698
    
14. Post - 0.416
    
15. Edited - 0.216
    
16. REAL LIFE QUOTES - 0.006

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1. Subforum Ideas Topic: The Quorom Quorner - 35.229
   
2. your most favorite words - 18.919
   
3. I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist - 11.271
   
4. Grow corn? - 5.975
   
5. bird logo - 3.899
   
6. Reyweld is a little Tired - 3.215
   
7. check out my photo of Tim Allem - 2.313
   
8. Hey it's hey - 1.950
   
9. Post links to the post links to the tricked thread thread in this thread - 1.766
   
10. CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA - 1.625
    
11. You have been TRICKED by an off-by-1 error. - 1.272
    
12. GOOD 7 - 1.029
    
13. ? - 0.681
    
14. Test – Is deletion not a thing for normal users? - 0.443
    
15. Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread - 0.146
    
16. The post links to posts linked in posts in the tricked thread thread - 0.041

HERE YOU GO GO AND VOTE

What are you voting for? WHO KNOWS! Pick the best threads, pick the worst threads, pick the most Hawkspace-like threads, pick the threads you'd show to aliens when they arrived to abduct you, pick threads that would be the most likely to kill you if you had to eat them, I DON'T CARE. All I care about is accurate data.

Voting runs until I get bored of this round.